New
Years Eve 2002 
New
Years Eve 2002 When: December 31, 2002
Time: 5:00pm 'til
Where: 13621 Pennsboro Dr., Chantilly, VA 20151 [Directions]
Dilly in Chantilly:
In a surprise nomination, this year's TogaFest at Chateau Chantilly has
been named one of the Top Ten Hotspots to hit for New Year's Eve. The
promise of beer and lots of skin are sure to have been contributing factors in
awarding such a prestigious honor to three loners in a bachelor pad.
Resident Jeffrey Giron was contacted at home at and provided some insight into
the planned activities: "I'm thinking theme rooms and a tricycle obstacle
course. And any stories you hear about stuff I did while I was drunk aren't
true. Especially if they come from Rich, Ruppert, Jesse, Conroy, Mark, Whit, or
Frank." Roommate Jason Ruppert was unavailable, but his office voicemail was warning
enough: "If you're calling about the party and you're a cop, we've
cancelled, so please hang up now......(pause)......If you're calling about the
party and you're still on the line, then you must not be a cop. If you are a
dude and need directions, it's near the Dupont Circle metro stop. If you are a
hot chick, press 2 for directions to my bedroom. If you are Conroy, I'm not
spooning you again." Needless to say, this reporter did NOT press 2. The
remaining resident of the Pennsboro Pad, Rich Coulter, was expected to make an
official statement at 8am yesterday. Attempts to contact him failed when an
unknown individual, identifying himself only as "J McK," answered in a
garbled voice while sounds of a bear attack in the background were confirmed as
actually being Rich fighting off two pitchers of Monkeyboys. Expect tomfoolery,
shenanigans, hoopla, and debauchery to dominate the evening of December 31 in
Chantilly. This party is not for the week of heart, or those with back injuries.
You are cordially invited to our New Years Eve Party. It is going to be a toga party (sorry, but you knew it would have to happen sometime). Togas are not required but are certainly encouraged. We promise you won't be the only one wearing one but we can't promise you won't be the only one NOT wearing one. We ask that you either bring a dish to pass or a case of beer or a bottle of alcohol. We will provide a buffet of food and some beer and liquor. All are welcome to stay the night as well. Guest beds and couches will be not be reserved on a first come first serve basis, but rather a constant King of the Hill style rumble as each successive person grows tired, thus ensuring that nobody will get a good nights sleep.
We are working on door prizes for the party. If you have any suggestions, please let us know.
For those of you who are not up on the latest in toga
fashions, here is a site to help out:
http://www.howtomakeatoga.com